Apr 102008
 

I found this on LiveJournal and thought it too good to leave there.


What do you call:




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  1. A
    body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow
    banks.
    • The
      Yarra
  2. What
    the thing you push around the grocery store is called.
    • Yer Nanna.
  3. A
    metal container to carry a meal in.
    • Yer Billie.
  4. The
    thing that you cook bacon and eggs in.
    • Yer Billie.
  5. The
    piece of furniture that seats three people.
    • The
      Dunny down behind the boatshed. There’s a Dunny Man who comes round to
      take the nightsoil away every week.
  6. The
    device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof.
    • Yer Nanna.
  7. The
    covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening.
    • The
      Old Chookshed.
  8. Carbonated,
    sweetened, non-alcoholic beverage.
    • Fosters,
      mate.
  9. A
    flat, round breakfast food served with syrup.
    • Sunny
      side up. Only we don’t have any of that fancy syrup stuff. Will vegemite
      do ya?
  10. A
    long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself.
    • Snag
      in a bun. Whack some onions and beetroot in there will ya, mate?
  11. The
    piece of clothing worn by men at the beach.
    • Budgie
      Smugglers
  12. Shoes
    worn for sports.
    • Only
      pooftas wear shoes for footie.
  13. Putting
    a room in order.
    • Arson.
  14. A
    flying insect that glows in the dark.
    • Yer Mother-in-Law with a Kero Lamp
  15. The
    little insect that curls up into a ball.
    • Cockroaches.
      Especially during footie season.
  16. The
    children’s playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up
    while the other sits on the other side and goes down.
    • Parliament
      House
  17. How
    do you eat your pizza?
    • With
      a few XXXX stubbies. Or a tall-ie.
  18. What’s
    it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff?
    • The
      Bank foreclosed, mate.
  19. What’s
    the evening meal?
    • You
      call it "Good tucker" in front of the missus if ya know what’s good for ya.
  20. The
    thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are?
    • Under
      the house? Just old car tyres and the place where the dogs sleep. And
      dirt.
  21. What
    do you call the thing that you can get water out of to drink in public
    places?
    • The
      Publican at the pub that sells Fosters.
  22. If
    something is diagonally located, where is it in relation to you?
    • Too
      bloody far, mate! Have a stubbie.
  23. What
    do you call the place where the water comes out of the sink?
    • The
      Bar at the pub that sells Fosters
  24. What
    are the four points of the compass?
    • China,
      Out to Sea, The Outback, and Cockroach Country.