Aug 162008
 

It seems the Queensland Premier is punting for the Mary Whitehouse Award. No tits out on the Gold Coast! Have you ever heard anything more ridiculous, reader? Queensland’s Gold Coast, Australia’s highlight of hedonism, will become the place of puritans for a week in October because Anna Bligh doesn’t think boobie flashing from high-rise balconies is suitably representative of the Queensland lifestyle.

Time to join the rest of Queensland society, Anna, and accept that getting your knockers out during Indy is as ‘Surfers Paradise’ as the concrete canyons of the glitter strip itself. Just keep yours to yourself if naked female breasts upset you. We don’t want to see them anyhow.