You see, reader, website hits are a clear indication of your site’s popularity, readability, pertinence and validity. Oh, and did you know that website hits include spambots, googlebots, research spiders and all manner of automated software intrusions? Did you know that more than 60% of all website hits are not real people purposely clicking on or clicking through your site? Clearly, the ‘Hun’ doesn’t, or if it does, the editor-in-chief is comfortable with the most outrageous of porky-pies.
Pity those hits weren’t the real physical type. One million smacks around the scone for Andrew Bolt. I’d pay to see that!